Whoa, loaded question. Assuming you mean expensive to hire—I do know what I’m doing, so you’re paying for experience and results. Translation: I’m not bargain-bin, but you’ll get your money’s worth.

Yes. Too fast, honestly. Inbox zero is my toxic trait. Except for that one time I drafted a reply in my head and forgot to actually send it. Oops.

Email. Always email. (LinkedIn is fine too, but let’s be real — email wins.) Unless you’re one of those cold-call texters — in which case, weird flex, but I’m here for it.

Nope. Energy, engineering, construction, automotive, supply chain and logistics, finance, SaaS, offshore governance, EVs— if it’s confusing, complex, or acronym-heavy, I’m in. Unless it’s explaining crypto to your uncle at Thanksgiving—I draw the line there.

I’m by no means a designer, but I know enough to be dangerous… I wish. That’s where the magicians come in. I handle the strategy, messaging, and story—then I team up with designers who make it look beautiful. That said, I’m well-versed in most design platforms like the Adobe Suite and Figma, so I can collaborate seamlessly (and occasionally hold my own in a layout).

Of course. Give me a day and an hour-long conversation, and I’ll have whatever space you’re in figured out like I’ve been living there for years. Curiosity is kind of my superpower.

I’m a 99.9% remote worker—mostly because I work a lot, and commuting just feels inefficient at this point. But if the project (and the money) really makes sense, I’ll consider it.

Nope. I’ve partnered with billion-dollar infrastructure leaders and scrappy startups. If the challenge is interesting, I’m in.

Totally fine. I’ve done everything from 200-page industry reports to one-off decks. The size doesn’t scare me—the boring stuff does.

Of course—if the money’s right and the challenge is there. I’ve been a Director of Communications for 10+ years, so I know how to thrive inside a company, not just agency-side.

Does NASA count? (Kidding… mostly. I’d happily settle for anything that feels as ambitious as launching rockets.)